I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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