great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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