i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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