At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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