Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
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So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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