if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have demons in me.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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