I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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