erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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