Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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