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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs

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• (516): View more from New York

  do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test

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• (818): View more from California

  He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'll be there in a few.

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  I'M COUNTING TO FEW.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Sex in the moonbounce later?

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  This is why I love you.

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• (212): View more from New York

  he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.

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