super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life