Non-Jews are for practice
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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