I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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