Say something about gay babies.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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