just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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