Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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