she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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