Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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