Banned from zoo.
Again?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
