You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I understand Curling. That high.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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