Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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