y did u give ur computer a hand job?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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