I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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