you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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