kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
NoShamevember. You game?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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