He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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