I think I died a long time ago.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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