how hairy? two words: wookie tits
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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