Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
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He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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