apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
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Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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