32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize