let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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