BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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