I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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