My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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