You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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