were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
This is classic penis vs brain.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
These tits shall not be calmed
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
