9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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