so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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