You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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