if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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