Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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