No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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