Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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