It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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