Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.