cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
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Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties