The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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