try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
