Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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