I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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