there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records