Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.