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(312): View more from Illinois

My room smells like vodka and shame

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(312): My room smells like vodka and shame http://tfl.nu/t2bn

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(419): View more from Ohio

having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work

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(419): having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work http://tfl.nu/n6gj

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?

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(808): Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes? http://tfl.nu/1azu

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(303): View more from Colorado

you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.

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(303): you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it. http://tfl.nu/a3f5

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(727): View more from Florida

i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.

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(727): i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats. http://tfl.nu/tu2s

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(361): View more from Texas

like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan

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(361): like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan http://tfl.nu/pxmf

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(705): View more from Ontario

Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.

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(705): Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table. http://tfl.nu/x7xh

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(204): View more from Manitoba

when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?

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....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best

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(204): when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this? (1-204): ....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best http://tfl.nu/o3b5

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(318): View more from Louisiana

After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.

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Stop giving me tequila.

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(318): After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do. (1-318): Stop giving me tequila. http://tfl.nu/y3ru

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road

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(814): Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road http://tfl.nu/0xhz

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(503): View more from Oregon

jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.

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(503): jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons. http://tfl.nu/trxl

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(641): View more from Iowa

I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.

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(641): I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs. http://tfl.nu/3u6a

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.

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(202): Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm. http://tfl.nu/4htp

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(616): View more from Michigan

You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.

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(616): You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina. http://tfl.nu/i89m

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(518): View more from New York

Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok

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(518): Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok http://tfl.nu/yj83

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