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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  You totally left a blue butt print on our banister

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  Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Sucks about the cops last night

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  to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?

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• (760): View more from California

  all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?

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  Formal letter or email.

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• (805): View more from California

  We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon

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  Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found

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• (914): View more from New York

  I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records

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