The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm sobbing to NWA
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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