so explain again why im purple
no
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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