Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Randomize
