Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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