i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
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There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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