Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
they need to just BURY HIM!
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
splinters make it hard to masturbate
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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