what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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