he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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