so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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